Let’s get one thing straight: a good smelling room/home is just as important as a good smelling person. I mean, who wants to come over to your place when it smells like yesterday’s takeout and old socks? While this post applies to everyone, I would like to take this time to say: BOYS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION! THIS IS FOR YOU!
It goes without saying, men are just stinky. Sorry guys, but it’s true. And the dorms of college boys are the epitome of man stink. Seriously, it’s like you walk into their room and are instantly hit with a sweaty, sticky, dirty bong-water aroma so strong you can literally feel it.
While the ladies might be fawning over your lacrosse skills out on the field, you won’t get too far after inviting them over for a post game hang in your smelly cave. So how do we fix this epidemic? You spray the sh*t out of your room or house with the products below! (Okay don’t actually spray too much, a little goes a long way!)
Now you may be wondering, why not just light a candle? Yes, scented candles are quite nice, however their scent takes a while to fill a room, and honesty, I don’t trust you guys enough to not accidentally set something on fire.
So there you have it. Now boys, there's no more excuses for smelly rooms! I'm expecting deep notes of amber, and warm tobacco, and soft worn leather. (Joking... sort of). If you're a college kid, pick up/order an elegant room spray just in time for back to school "gatherings"...among other things.